The Fitly SmartPlate may not be quite as dumb as other smart tableware

Given my evisceration of the absurd Vessyl smart cup, I have to commend Fitly for being brave enough to show me its SmartPlate. Toss in the HAPIlabs’ smart fork, and you would appear to have the most ridiculous table setting in the world. Because do I really want my tableware to be “smart”? Do